Strike Nowhere Matches

What is Strike Nowhere Matches?

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Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

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