Striker

What is Striker?


1.

A position in Football(or soccer in NA). Play far up the pitch and generally the highest goalscorers in the team. Types of Striker include but are not limited to:

Target Man: Someone who the other players try to 'target' with their long passes, usually because they are tall and can win a lot of headers.

Pace Merchant/Fast Striker: A quick, nimble player whose team-mates will often look to play 'in-behind' the opposition defence.

Poacher: Looks to get on the end of rebounds and deflections and generally positions himself well to score, downside is they might be quite selfish.

Many players have qualities of each type.

Strikers

Target Man: Didier Drogba, Peter Crouch, Luca Toni, Jan Koller

Pace Merchant: Thierry Henry, Darren Bent, Samuel Eto'o, Robbie Keane

Poacher: Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Andrew Johnson, Michael Owen, Filippo Inzaghi

See football, forward, goal, hat-trick

2.

An undefinable god-like person dwelling in a dark, trance-like state of mind, who revels in challenges.

Striker scilently yet lethally put down his opponent from the shodows before scanning the scene for his next victim.

See Striker

3.

1. Someone who never miss-flames whilst striking a match

2. Someone who excessively utilises match striking.

3. Someone who knows many a way to strike a match.

4. A fake complement to shout at someone walking the oposite direction, as if to pretend they had done somthing that would echo through the ages.

Striker!!!!!!!!!! (To a familiar, closing-in-on-me type person)

See match, striking, striker

4.

Similiar to the Shocker, the Striker is the insertion of pointer and middle finger in the anus whilst thumb enters the vagina. Thus named for it's resemblance to the way you grip a bowling ball.

Guy," Honey do you want to go bowling?"

Girl," That sounds fun!"

Guy," Striker!"

Girl," What are you doing to my asshole and vagina!?! At least I only have to knock down one pin on my turn."

Guy," Hope your ready for me to pick up a spare."

Girl," As long as you don't throw another gutterball."

See shocker, strike, bowling, fingering, anus, vagina, pussy, anal, ass, puss, vag, asshole, finger, fingerfuck, digital sex, spare, gutterball, bowling ball

5.

An MMA fighter who excells in stand-up fighting. (punches, kicks, knees, etc.)

He knows Muay Thai, he is a deadly striker.

He used to be a K1 Kickboxer so his striking is better than his grappling.

See muay thai, mma, ufc, fighter, kickboxing

6.

Noun - prison term

Refers to a pencil modified in a way to light fires using AC electrical power in a prison cell.

In prisons that have out-lawed smoking, matches are not allowed.

Inmates will generally use a paper-clip bending one sharp end out to poke it through the eraser of a sharp pencil. The other end is pushed into an electrical outlet. A wire from headphones or even rolled aluminum foil is pushed in the other hole in the outlet. When the wire is "struck" up against the sharp graphite carbon of the pencil it produces a "carbon-arc" capable of lighting toilet paper or other combustibles found in a prison cell.

A striker is considered contraband in the prison systems.

Hey, loan me your striker, I wanna smoke a pinner.

You can make tatt-ink with the soot from burning aftershave if you light it with a striker and place it under a paper bag.

See lighter, fire, match, smoke, stinger

7.

Michael J. Browne. He's half man, half machine, with some killer abs, just don't call him Mike B. He's striker.

"No, I had three pair!!"

"Striker!!!!!!"

See striker, mike, browne, lollercoaster, pwnzor, murton, good, at, things


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