# String Theory

What is String Theory?

### 1.

Quite possibly the wierdest physics theory ever. While all of the math behind it is correct, attempting to understand it is like having molten platnium poured on your skull. The theory is something like this:

1. Everything is made of molecules (duh).

2. Molecules are made of atoms (also duh).

3. Atoms are made of electrons, protons, and neutrons (very duh).

4. Electrons, protons, and neutrons can be split in half to create quarks.

5. Quarks are actually made of even smaller pieces, called strings.

Strings are eleven-dimensional (ten dimensions + time) bits of energy that not only make up the above particles but create forces including gravity, electromagnetism, strong nuclear forces, weak nuclear forces, and a few other forces that have not yet been discovered.

Strings are so infitismally small that anyone with an IQ of less that 400 (ie, all humans) is incapable of imagining how small they are. To give you an example, imagine an atom of hydrogen was the size of the solar system. On the same scale, a single string would be the size of small tree.

String theory also includes a bunch of theorys including m-theory, relativity, chaos theory, and a few others that may or may not have been invented by someone who was on LSD at the time (if you've ever seen any Mandelbrot Fractals, you'll know what I mean).

After reading about string theory for two hours, my brain decided to go into a coma out of self defense.

### 2.

A complex theory of physics that basically says the entire universe is made up of cosmic rubber bands.

For an explanation that the common man may understand, read "The Elegant Universe" by Brian Greene

Dude, string theory is so awesome.

### 3.

If a man walks for long enough, his boxers of briefs will turn into strings aka a thong. This can cause much annoyance once it strikes as it has the tendency to frequently reoccur.

A guy to his friend in the street: "Oh man, hold on. I got some serious string theory going on!"

See string, theory, thong, nuisance, men, Felmor

### 4.

After you bang a girl with 2 fingers for awhile, when you pull em out and then pull your two fingers apart like you're making the scissors in rock/paper/scissors. Look at all that pussy juice that sticks to em in string like forms between the two fingers. That's the string theory.

"Oh man, back when I used to bang Laura, according to the String Theory, I'd have at least 11 dimensions between my fingers."

See string theory, banging, vagina, poon, super awesome

### 5.

ACTUALLY They were split into thirds (Quarks)

Into 1/3 s, the quarks are split, i need an example, so this is it.

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