Strip Club Prices

What is Strip Club Prices?

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Ridiculously high drink prices at poser dance clubs and bars. Through these prices and other means, clubs and bars try desperately to create a chic, trendy, Sex-and-the-City-type vibe, but ironically end up mimicking strip clubs (where the captive audience allows a $3.50 beer to be sold for $10).

Establishments charging strip club prices are often home to $20 covers on weeknights, GHB, and enough guidos wearing half-buttoned shiny-colored shirts and gold chains (tangled in sweater vest of chest hair) to start a serious grease fire.

"Hey, how much did you pay for that Bud Light?"

"$10.50"

"Shit, those are some strip club prices"

See strip club, alcohol, beer, guido, ghb, club
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