What is Striped Shirt?
1.
A male, usually found at an establishment where alcohol is served and socialization is encouraged (i.e. bars and clubs) who dons not only a vertically striped dress shirt, but also over-gelled hair, retarded, a multitude of identically accessorized friends, and a glass of Diet Red Bull and overpriced vodka.
Any of all of the following attributes may also apply:
1. Has an entry-level job at a bank or in middle management, but tries to act like he's got money in the bank.
2. Usually has a dismal view of women, either referring to them as "bitches" when women inevitably reject their pathetic advances, or as "sluts" when women actually accept an invitation to come over for "after hours"
3. Actually uses the word, "brah" to refer to other friends.
4. Constantly applies derrogatory, homophobic terms and situations to other associates. For example, "Dude, stop sucking Dave's dick, you fag! You both are full of shit!"
5. Will have slept with "the ugly, fat one" not out of altruism as a wingman, but desperation.
6. Grown-up frat boy in his mid to late-twenties
Was first refereced in thephatphree in the popular article, "Look at My Striped Shirt! Fucking Look at it!"
Bartender: "Last call!"
Cocktailer No.1: "Check out two two striped shirts over by the door, trying to hit on those chubby girls"
Cocktailer No.2: "Ugh, how sad...They're striking out."
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2.
A male, usually affluent who dons a striped shirt in a club. A Striped Shirt normally wear sunglasses at night,a crappy gold chain, a blowout hair cut, carries a buisnes card which normally says Producer, Vice President, or all around Douche Bag. They are extremely prone to cock-blocking, lame come ons, and ambiguous references to their socioeconomic status. Steriods and fake tans are essential in their repitoire.
Look at that Striped Shirt with his mojhito, what a douche.
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