Striper

What is Striper?


1.

One who wears striped clothing to indicate to others that they are mad. Referring metaphorically to their brain lapsing in and out of 'normality'. Often seen hanging around local nightspots looking for trouble. Usually travel alone but may congregate with other stripers during the festive season. Can be vertical, horizontal, thick, thin, even pin.

Look out for that striper at the bar, I think she's got the horn.

See stripper, strapper

2.

Leaving a brown turd stain on the back of a toilet seat. A careless mistake caused by a fear of skin to seat contact.

"Yesterday I had to run to the bathroom in Denny's. There was only one stall but someone left a striper on the seat. So I shit in the urinal."

See turd, poop

3.

One who wears striped clothing to indicate to others that they are mad. Referring metaphorically to their brain lapsing in and out of 'normality'. Often seen hanging around local nightspots looking for trouble. Usually travel alone but may congregate with other stripers during the festive season. Can be vertical, horizontal, thick, thin, even pin.

Watch out for that striper at the bar, I think she's got the horn.


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