What is Strippertution?
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STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.
When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.
PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.
JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.
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