What is Striptard?
1.
A guy who never gets laid because,
#1, he spends most of his time at the Strip Joint
and
#2, when he does have the chance to meet women, he rejects women who are better looking than he is, because they don't live up to his Stripper standards.
Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years, what a Striptard!
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Random Words:
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taking a shit also refered to as "dropping the kids off".
boss:why were you late john? john:sorry sir i had to drop the ki..