What is Striptard?
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A guy who never gets laid because,
#1, he spends most of his time at the Strip Joint
and
#2, when he does have the chance to meet women, he rejects women who are better looking than he is, because they don't live up to his Stripper standards.
Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years, what a Striptard!
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slamming large quantities of 100 proof alcohol
"we were over at justins yesterday doing moppy tricks"
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a pussy fart that happens during menstruation.
johnnyboy: i fucked my girlfriend last night and i heard a menstral queef.
flatulator: ..
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The one inspirational thought that will help define a moment that would never have occured whilst sober.
The road was long and wound li..
