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A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but ..
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Tantalizingly hot slice of Stalinist beefcake who resides in Jew York City. Otherwise known as J. Jordan. Boyfriend of Emilia Fulci.
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A girl who looks good from a distance, but is fugly up close.
I was cruising by the club, but I kept going because they were all 5 mile..