What is Stroking The Sausage?
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Masturbatory term.
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"I was stroking the sausage today."
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"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.
Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"
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