Stroking The Sausage

What is Stroking The Sausage?


1.

Masturbatory term.

See also:

slapping the meat

whacking the mole

petting the weasel

spanking the monkey

flogging the dolphin

tickling the pickle

shizzling the nizzle

playing the skin flute

cream-filling the donut

"I was stroking the sausage today."

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2.

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.

Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."

Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"

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