What is Stromo?
1.
A scruffy, urban-dwelling homosexual hipster who passes for heterosexual.
I met a cute guy at a show the other night. He had tons of tattoos and a trucker hat and was sipping on some Pabst Blue Ribbon. I wanted to hook up with him but I soon found out that he's stromo -- he lives with his boyfriend Giovanni in Williamsburg.
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Opposite of a
There are several reasons for stromos in todays society.
1) Gay males that just act like themselves, not influenced by sterotypes. (Such as Queer-eye)
2)A gay male who lives in an area of the country that is not accepting to the "homosexual Agenda" (usually midwest, south-east, and the "heartland")
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Girl1: Dayyumm that boy is scruffy, he is hawt!
Girl2: yeah, he's a stromo tho, thats his boyfriend over there
Dude1: So your gay?
Stromo: The gayest thing I do is have sex with men, beyond that im straight
Dude1: cool, wanna go get some PBR?
Stromo: fuck yeah!
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A
Opposite of a
There are several reasons for stromos in todays society.
1) Gay males just act like themselves, not influenced my sterotypes. (Such as Queer-eye)
2)A gay male who lives in an area of the country that is not accepting to the "homosexual Adgenda" (usually midwest, south-east, and the "heartland")
Girl1: Dayyumm that boy is cute
Girl2: yeah, he's a stromo tho, thats his boyfriend over there
Dude1: So your gay?
Stromo: The gayest thing I do is have sex with men, beyond that im straight
Dude1: cool, wanna go get some PBR?
Stromo: fuck yeah!
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4.
Like "wigger": a "straight homo": a completely gay acting and dressing male that only dates women. This is broader than "metrosexual" in that all types of fag may be emulated by stromos.
Ignore the gold post through his nipple, the peacock feather patterned silk pantaloons, the high squeaky voice and the leopard spots dyed in his hair. He's not gay; he's a stromo.