Stromo

What is Stromo?


1.

A scruffy, urban-dwelling homosexual hipster who passes for heterosexual.

I met a cute guy at a show the other night. He had tons of tattoos and a trucker hat and was sipping on some Pabst Blue Ribbon. I wanted to hook up with him but I soon found out that he's stromo -- he lives with his boyfriend Giovanni in Williamsburg.

See kitkat

2.

A gaymale that breaks the norms of society. Usually a typical stromo can't interior design, dance, or does not have limp wrists. Just a normal dude. Normally you cannot tell, at first glance, they are gay.

Opposite of a flamer

There are several reasons for stromos in todays society.

1) Gay males that just act like themselves, not influenced by sterotypes. (Such as Queer-eye)

2)A gay male who lives in an area of the country that is not accepting to the "homosexual Agenda" (usually midwest, south-east, and the "heartland")

See Closet Case

Girl1: Dayyumm that boy is scruffy, he is hawt!

Girl2: yeah, he's a stromo tho, thats his boyfriend over there

Dude1: So your gay?

Stromo: The gayest thing I do is have sex with men, beyond that im straight

Dude1: cool, wanna go get some PBR?

Stromo: fuck yeah!

See straight, gay, flamer, emo, emo boys kissing

3.

A gaymale that breaks the norms of society. Usually a typical stromo can't interior design, dance, or has limp wrists. Just a normal dude. Normally you cannot tell, at first glance, they are gay.

Opposite of a flamer

There are several reasons for stromos in todays society.

1) Gay males just act like themselves, not influenced my sterotypes. (Such as Queer-eye)

2)A gay male who lives in an area of the country that is not accepting to the "homosexual Adgenda" (usually midwest, south-east, and the "heartland")

Girl1: Dayyumm that boy is cute

Girl2: yeah, he's a stromo tho, thats his boyfriend over there

Dude1: So your gay?

Stromo: The gayest thing I do is have sex with men, beyond that im straight

Dude1: cool, wanna go get some PBR?

Stromo: fuck yeah!

See straight, gay, flamer, emo, emo boys kissing

4.

Like "wigger": a "straight homo": a completely gay acting and dressing male that only dates women. This is broader than "metrosexual" in that all types of fag may be emulated by stromos.

Ignore the gold post through his nipple, the peacock feather patterned silk pantaloons, the high squeaky voice and the leopard spots dyed in his hair. He's not gay; he's a stromo.


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