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procrastinating by masturbating!
I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.
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Masturbating to avoid doing ..
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Doing it through a hole in the roof of a moving caravan.
Guy: Duuuuuuuuude, do you wanna go to 999th base?
Girl: Have you got a carava..