Struggling

What is Struggling?


1.

Extremely ugly, haggard, broke down, and tore up.

(10-year reunion)

Megan: "Hey Jake, remember me?"

Jake: "Oh yeah, Candy, the dirty hooker from 57th and Market...have those warts cleared up yet?"

Megan: "No, silly, I was the head cheerleader, remember? You always wanted to go out with me, but I was dating the star quarterback of the football team. Well now I'm available..."

Jake: "Shit bitch, you were smokin' hot back then, but now you're straight up struuuuggling! Scat!"

See Nick D

2.

When a weed smoker is having difficulties gaining control.

"woah man, brian is geeking out."

"yeah man, i'm struggling."

3.

In the context of sports, when a team or player is offering an uncharacteristically poor performance over an extended period of time.

-Wow, our team has been playing decent all season, but they've lost their last five games!

-Yeah, they're really struggling right now.

See poor, sucks, blows, losers, bad

4.

sub-par behavior; ridiculous, or pathetic; just plain sad. Made popular at the St. Hugh's Summer Programme by two boys from L.A. One who is struggling is a struggler. A struggler struggles. The accusation of "STRUGGLER!" is often accompanied by a specific hand gesture. For example, take your dominant arm, reach behind your head so that the forearm rests against the back of the head, and point forward at the struggler with the index finger, therefore indicating the presence of a true struggler.

"Dude, Ms Noonan dropped her G&D's ice-cream. She's struggling."

"It's impossible to work the showers here. This is the struggling college."

"The girls are late! They are struggling stragglers!"

See struggle, struggles, struggler, noonie, wally

5.

Being very drunk

"Did you see the pictures Carl added on facebook last night?"

"Oh my God...yeah, I am struggling so bad in those! I had like, 10 beers!"

See drunk, sloshed, wasted, trashed, shit-faced

6.

The act of living in or being inside of the Columbia University dorm building Ruggles Hall (lovingly referred to as Struggles Hall for its lack of air conditioning, pre-war construction and general delapidation).

Those kids over in Ruggles are struggling.

I'm gonna be struggling tonight at the Ruggles party.


34

Random Words:

1. The pureblooded British population. "The Yellowteeth produce some of the ugliest girls but also some of the best beer, music and a..
1. A special haircut is when you shave your pubic hair. Hey dude why are you so late? Sorry, i was giving myself a special hair cut. Se..
1. That annoying interference when your cell phone is next to a speaker and it connects to the network. Sometimes a call is coming in, som..