Strumpet

What is Strumpet?


1.

Another term for whore, first used by Shakespeare to describe loose women.

"Thou art a strumpet!"

2.

An extremely whorish girl

I'm going to the game to watch the strumpets. What? You know, the cheerleaders.

3.

How Captain Jack Sparrow refers to all women. Even perfectly respectably ones.

"Or is it that you've found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet...you're not a eunuchare you?"

4.

A woman prostitute.

Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.

See Captain

5.

Another word for a prostitute. Not to be confused with a musical instrument or snack that is served with tea.

It's tea and crumpets, not tea and strumpets.

-You play the trumpet, not the strumpet!

-But the strumpet is well-skilled on the skin flute.

See strìopach, hure, hoer, kurva, britney spears, paris hilton

6.

lady of the streets, prostitute, hooker, harlot, call girl

stop sleeping with a strumpet fo I hit u

See bawd, call girl, courtesan, harlot, prostitute, scarlet woman, streetwalker, tart

7.

A slutty trumpet.

That damn strumpet screwed everyone in the woodwind section! What a slutty trumpet.

See slut, harlet, strumpet, whore, ho, hoe, slag


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