Stuart Edit Meaning

1.

A Stuart (or Stu for short) is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky. The term originated in Toronto around 2003, it is unkown exactly as to who started the term but it is commonly accept that the term was originaly used to describe Stuart Allan

Girl "Stuart why are you so cocky"

Stu "I am not cocky I am just confident"

Girl slides down Stuart’s pants

Girl "Oh that’s why"

See stu, cocky, bastard, toronto, stuart

2.

tall with brown hair

cute smile

amazin sense of humour

obsenely sexy

extremely good lookin

n the best boyfriend in the world

girl 1: did u see him!!

girl 2: ye thats stuart, ashleigh's boyfriend

girl 1: bitch! how lucky is she! hes so hot!

See sexy, gorgeous, kiss, sex, babe

3.

When villagers in the Tibetan mountains found the dismembered limbs of their children littering the pathway to the summit, they knew only one animal could have been responsible.

Stuarts, a solitary, reclusive animal, are notoriously volatile, and should never be approached.

When not ripping children apart, they can be observed foraging in the shrubbery for their ancestory.

In order to prevent further attacks from Stuarts, the UN forces frequently drop air aid boxes of Pukka Pies and Bacardi rum near to their caves. The excessively hairy Stuarts are often spotted by mountaineering groups, eating voraciously.

"Why don't you learn some table manners? You're behaving like a Stuart".

See kelly, bekka, jonny, kayleigh, elliott, cock shot, bacardi, drinking, pies, mountains, angry, hair, hairy, grrr, ebay

4.

A male who can usually be in shops that are seen as feminine

Ryan: Wheres Stuart?

Jordan: check New Look hes normally in there

Ryan: *Sigh*

See stuart, stu, new, look

5.

1. short

2. over sensitive

3. hairless

4. video game addict

5. always says wat up

6. spells bored as board

7. likes strange music

lisa: wow someone just texted me

nicole: what did they say?

lisa: he said he's listening to you belong with me.

nicole: wow such a stuart move.

See stuart, sensitive, video game

6.

Someone Who Particularly Likes To Have Sex With Extremely Fat Ladies

A: Lets Play Nail The Whale For free...

B:Omg dude Your such a Stuart!!!

See nail the whale, fatty, fat, stuart, louise

7.

-A tall, skinny white boy, usually really annoying and over-sensitive.

-No one likes him but he tries to hangout with them anyways.

-Tall dangly skinny white boy with a 3 inch pee-pee.

-Usually friends with a very white-black person.

-His girlfriends get tired of him, but

stick around so as not to hurt his feelings.

-usually depressed, and dresses skater

girl #1-"Omg stuart is so hot!"

girl #2-"Thats what I thought until he pushed his hair back

and you could actually see his face"

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Stuart- "dude, some chick wants to fuck me!"

Girl #2-"hahahahahahahaha ha!!!"

See gay, poser, homo, skinny, white boy