Stub One's Toe

What is Stub One's Toe?


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the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.

Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."

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