What is Stub One's Toe?
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the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.
Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."
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an elusive way of saying homosexual
maypole alone can be used to describe the orientation
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The term used to when you are fucked, literally in the ass, at the federal pound me ass prison.
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