What is Stub One's Toe?
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the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.
Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."
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The act of sucking a distinguished man's penis.
Monica Lewinsky was really juicing cigars in the white house.
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Annoying major comeback to any insult
Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: :-(..
