Stuck In First Gear

What is Stuck In First Gear?

When something just isn't performing as planned.

"Sex with my girlfriend was really bad last night. It seemed like she was stuck in first gear."

"The internet is slow today, must be stuck in first gear."

"I feel like I'm stuck in first gear today... better crank on the gnar-gnar!"

See gnar, sucky, shit the bed

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