Stuckeye

What is Stuckeye?


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When a person gets out of bed and can't open their eyes because they are stuck together with crusty sleep. The condition is usually more dramatic if the person has conjunctivitis.

Fred: Far out, this morning when I woke up I had the worst stuckeye. I think I'm getting conjunctivitis.

Joe: Oh no! Conjunki, that's not funky!

See conjunctivitis, eye, stuck, morning


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