What is Student Election?
1.
Any of the voting processes many of us were subjected to during high school in order to determine student government positions, including but not limited to president, vice-president, secretary, etc.
In reality, it is nothing more than a pointless, superficial contest to compare the degree of popularity, money (for bribing, etc.), asskissing ability of each candidate. Contrary to popular belief, the voted student government rarely improves the hazardous conditions of school we sought to escape, due to lack of ideas, time, and ironically political power.
1. Vote for *insert name here* as your president in the next student elections. Free ice-cream and Ipods guaranteed!
2. Cheerleader: Who are you voting for president in the
student election?
Jock: Lindsay...
Cheerleader: Why?
Jock: Promised a
blowjob ...
See
2.
Any of the voting processes many of us were subjected to during high school in order to determine student government positions, including but not limited to president, vice-president, secretary, etc.
In reality, it is nothing more than a pointless, superficial contest to contrast the degree of popularity, money (for bribing, etc.), asskissing ability of each candidate. Contrary to popular belief, the voted student government rarely improves the hazardous conditions of school we sought to escape, due to lack of ideas, time, and ironically political power.
Typical Pre-Voting Conversation:
1. Vote for *insert name here* as your president in the next student elections. Free ice-cream and Ipods guaranteed!
2. Cheerleader: Who are you voting for president in the
student election?
Jock: Lindsay...
Cheerleader: Why?
Jock: Promised a blowjob...
See
