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to place a warm, sandwich sized bag full of lotion in between your couch cushions; and, proceeding to make love to it.
My date flaked o..
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Attending professional networking events in hopes of meeting a date/mate.
Don't fool yourself, George isn't interested in new..
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noun, combination of three most common winter holidays, used in order to be politically correct.
I wished my boss a Happy Chrismahanzaa..