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The rofl to end all rofls
Timmy fell down the stairs and landed on an elderly woman. it was the roflocalpse.
See rofl, lol, roflcopter..
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember..
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When a guy jizzes thick, white, lumpy cum.
Brenda likes it when Mike sprays his cock chowder in her mouth.
See jizz, cum, sperm, semen..