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"paved roads such as the Union Turnpike"
THE Union Tnpk? Who the fuck say's "The"? It's Union Turnpike as..
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yogurt-covered pretzels
"Hey man, pass me some of those yogo pretz, ASAP!"
See yogurt, pretzels, food, snack, eat..
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To clandestinely visit and post to a members-only forum when you've been banned.
I was zenwhenning it up with the username "d..