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When feeling adventurous a male/female reaches under one leg and proceeds to masturbate.
Fred: "so she walked in on you jerking it..
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Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.
You: H..
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A moustache and goatee, usually pointed and well groomed.
Think Trent Reznor back when he had a goatee...