What is Stuffing The Turkey?
1.
Female Masturbation
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Miranda is a young, ugly lesbian. She can't get any so she stuffs the Turkey.
2.
To engage in anal sex on Thankgiving Day.
Me: Hey man, you bailed on the thanksgiving dinner last night with your wife, what happened?
You: Oh, we tried stuffing the turkey at home.
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3.
v. Stuffing the Turkey is a gang-bang involving at least four men. It also involves a 20 lb. Butterball turkey. The men take turns humping the living hell out of the turkey, and when all men present have "finished", the turkey is oven roasted in the usual fashion and served on Thanksgiving. Preferably to relatives that you are not fond of.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.
man 1: "me and the
Boston Celtics got caught Stuffing the Turkey last night!"
man 2: "wait, what?"
man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."
man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"
man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."
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4.
Trying to have sex with a limp penis and attempting to cram the phallus into a vagina, usually while intoxicated.
I drank so much, when I got home I was stuffing the turkey.
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5.
gettin it on, poppin ur cherry, sexual intercourse lololololol
hey where were u last nite
o i was stuffin the turkey with taht fineee girl
