Stuid Edit Meaning

1. To be very close to being so fat that you can't get through yor doorway anymore. Wow! She's 3 M&Ms away from holy shit!..

1. First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours. Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee? Husband: No..

1. 1. being on someone's nuts 2. A ass kisser 3. To tell a slut what to do when she looks confused I was out with my boys, and i sa..