What is Stumbling Distance?
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A distance that can be traveled on foot when drunk. Often stumbling occurs which slows down the process.
Guy 1: Want to go to the pub?
Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.
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squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels
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