Stumbling Distance

What is Stumbling Distance?

A distance that can be traveled on foot when drunk. Often stumbling occurs which slows down the process.

Guy 1: Want to go to the pub?

Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.

See stumbling, distance, drunk, walk

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