What is Stumbling Distance?
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A distance that can be traveled on foot when drunk. Often stumbling occurs which slows down the process.
Guy 1: Want to go to the pub?
Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.
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The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior.
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(v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory.
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verb - to have an episode of impotence occuring during sexual activity or coitus
I totally lazy flamingoed last night.
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