Stump Humper

What is Stump Humper?

Someone- usually a redneck- that stands on a tree stump in order to have vaginal or anal sex with a cow.

1. Tommy-Jim over there got a nasty rash from being a stump humper.

See stump, humper, redneck, beastiality, deep, south

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervertsexual deviant

Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night

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Nickname for a electrical lineman

Hes just a stump humper, all he does is climb those wood poles to do his work.

See stump, humper, lineman, nickname

Phone Job

1. The act of pleasuring ones self by taking 2 phones (cordless or not doesnt matter) and putting them on either side of the your penis and..

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1. a person of high annoyance, and low intelligence. My brother is a fuckin' 3k jay! See retard, stupid, fucka, loser, bitch..

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