Stump Humper

What is Stump Humper?


1.

Someone- usually a redneck- that stands on a tree stump in order to have vaginal or anal sex with a cow.

1. Tommy-Jim over there got a nasty rash from being a stump humper.

See stump, humper, redneck, beastiality, deep, south

2.

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervertsexual deviant

Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night

See cornholio

3.

Nickname for a electrical lineman

Hes just a stump humper, all he does is climb those wood poles to do his work.

See stump, humper, lineman, nickname


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