What is Stumpbroke?
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When some bastard in the throes of bestiality trains a horse, mule, or any livestock animal into not walking away from a tree stump whenever he, ahem... "assumes the postion"...
if said bastard gets his freak on with said beast of "burden", and the animal has not tried to run off, it's stumpbroke.
"That skank-ass hoochiemama is just like a stumpbroke goat, she's spent her whole life backin up to somethin doggystyle"
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the third album of the band Chiodos, although technically their first album was under the name "the chiodos bros."
regardless..
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the build up of sweat that comes from wearing the same crusty ass underwear for 3 days while driving cross country to go to a john denve..