Stumped Edit Meaning

1.

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,

Monica: Will you marry me?

Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?

Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,

TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.

Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!

TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???

Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

See unaware, stumped, stump, oh my god, omg, ignorant

2.

A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.

Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?

I stumped her!

See amputee, stump, sex, midget, disabled, stumped

3.

The dismemberment of every limb

The Black Knight in the film, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight

See amputate, severed, mangled, amputated, stump

4.

to be very foolish

chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.

See dumb, foolish, stupid, slow, twisted

5.

Being dismembered of every limb

The Black Knight in the movie, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight

See amputate, severed, mangled, amputated, stump

6.

a cross between "stoked" and "pumped."

Frank: Are you ready for this game?

Leon: Hell yeah! I'm so fucking STUMPED, man!

See stoked, pumped, excited, psyched, awesome