What is Stumped?
1.
Cought unaware, ignorant
Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.
In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!
Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!
During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
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2.
A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.
Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?
I stumped her!
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3.
The dismemberment of every limb
The Black Knight in the film, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight
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4.
to be very foolish
chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.
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5.
Being dismembered of every limb
The Black Knight in the movie, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight
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6.
a cross between "stoked" and "pumped."
Frank: Are you ready for this game?
Leon: Hell yeah! I'm so fucking STUMPED, man!
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