What is Stumpfuck?
1.
To have intercourse with an amputee.
I stumpfucked Betty. She has no damn legs.
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2.
Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.
"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."
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3.
amputeed
4.
A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.
After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.
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