Stump-punch

What is Stump-punch?


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A freshly-dismembered individual's hilariously desperate attempt to defend themselves against their attacker(s).

Karl found himself trying to stump-punch his way out of being a meal for the backwoods cannibals before passing out from blood loss: he went GREAT with the moonshine.

See punch, stump, cut, wound, hilarious, cannibal, redneck, desperate, dinner, blood, arm, fist


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