Stumps The Clown

What is Stumps The Clown?


1.

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?

Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!

(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)

Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)

Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

See new orleans, south philly

2.

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?

Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!

(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)

Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)

Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

See new orleans, south philly


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