Stumptown

What is Stumptown?


1.

The historical name for Portland, Oregon, a city currently manufacturing a giant laser aimed at Seattle, Washington. Stumptown refers to the many people of Portland who have lost limbs while working on the laser.

Whenever I'm in Stumptown I get laid; whenever I'm in Seattle I get lice.

2.

An ancient nickname for the city of Portland, Oregon. Refers to the stumps which dotted the streets of downtown Portland in the early days after the woods were clearcut for construction of the city.

Also a coffee company based in Portland.

Yo, my car broke down in Stumptown last summer and I haven't seen any social services since then.


25

Random Words:

1. A stupid friend. This is somehow a term of affection. Julie: That math homework was hard, it took me six hours!!!!!! Steve: Oh, my li..
1. Almost all but not quite. Generally doesn't actually represent a statistical 99%. Used to make it seem like there's an extrem..
1. To give a blow job afer taking a drink of hot coffee. Louis got a java job during his Valentine's day breakfast in bed. See blow ..