What is Stumptown?
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The historical name for Portland, Oregon, a city currently manufacturing a giant laser aimed at Seattle, Washington. Stumptown refers to the many people of Portland who have lost limbs while working on the laser.
Whenever I'm in Stumptown I get laid; whenever I'm in Seattle I get lice.
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An ancient nickname for the city of Portland, Oregon. Refers to the stumps which dotted the streets of downtown Portland in the early days after the woods were clearcut for construction of the city.
Also a coffee company based in Portland.
Yo, my car broke down in Stumptown last summer and I haven't seen any social services since then.
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