What is Stumpy?
1.
A short, fat, harry girl who people often mistake for a legless, male rat
Woah, is that a rat or a stumpy?
2.
A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long
Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy
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n; A stumpy is a one who plays third base in softball but ironically enough has never gotten to third base himself.
There sat stumpy too afraid to take a lead so he sat on the base playing with his balls.
4.
After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.
DC: C'mon man, get in the car!
MM: Man, I'm way too stumpy.
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5.
A student at State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry, less obnoxiously SUNY ESF. Many students identify themselves as a "Stumpy" (or "Stumpie"). The nickname was given to students by their neighbors at Syracuse University, probably in the 1920s, and most-likely refers to forestry "stump jumpers". Although originally used as an insult, today, most students embrace the nickname with pride.
basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.
"We are stumpys and proud!"
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A description of how well a male is. Often used as a nickname for less well endowelled men
My, Richard, that is a small stumpy.
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A drunken one night stand soo ugly,when you wake up the next day with her on your arm, you would rather gnore your own arm off leaving you with a stump for a arm, instead of waking them.
(because obv alchohol will make a lass look way more attractive then they are)
Never slept with a stumpy, but i've woken up with a few
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