What is Stunch?
1.
when your stiffy is so raging and hard that it is painful.
I had so much stunch my wangdangler fell off.
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2.
n. - An idiot, a nincompoop, a stupid person
v. - to make a mass of things
You spilt coffee on Grandma, you stunch!
Grandma wants her coffee, but she doesn't want you to stunch things up!
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3.
A general food time, that's not:
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Snack
Tea Time
It is important that this meal of no meal contains two things: Odwalla Mango Tango, and a baguette. You can eat as is, or purchase something to put on the baguette. It's up to you how the meal is eaten, as long as the two main ingredients are there.
Last but not least, considering this is not a meal, it must be completely spontanious. Most likely while already in a grocery store.
Tom... Arlo... It's important right now that we eat stunch.
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4.
To have sex with a gas mask on.
I'm going to stunch you up.
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