Stunning Ingrid

What is Stunning Ingrid?


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A lady companion for lonely gentlemen. Now with real pubes and a bicycle repair kit. Three holes for your pleasure, made quite small to suit the gentleman of ... ahem... smaller stature.

"Ingrid! Why are you crying?"

"She's not crying sir, she's just full."


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