What is Stupid Hurts?
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The universal law of natural consequences. Especially pertains to those whose brains are brand new (children), inebriated adults and
You
admonish your children stating that manically jumping up and down on the bed whilst foaming at the mouth is not a good idea but they won't listen. Child eventually flies off bed, proceeds toheadbutt theadjacent wall, smashes to the floor winded with a tooth missing. An extended moral lecture is not required just thewry exclamative "Stupid hurts!"
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An instantaneous sexual urge a woman gets which strikes from out of nowhere.
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