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A pathetic, 2 foot 1 midget from South Africa who spends his time attempting to sweat my nuts and suck me off. His accent and imitation..
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sophisticated way of saying the word umbrella.
eg. "oh, its raining i need to get out my portable shelter"
See umbrella, bro..
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when you take a dump on your girlfriends chest and then pat it down with a tennis racket so it looks like a waffle then spray cum over i..