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When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasin..
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Spilling a liquid haphazardly, as if Ron Jeremy was shooting his load everywhere.
When I dropped my beer, it hit the floor, and Ron Jer..
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Fuck off. Used when someone's jumping in your shit.
Person 1. Why didn't you take out the garbage last night when I asked yo..