Stupidity Tax

What is Stupidity Tax?


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Noun: The UK National Lottery.

"God! Is that the time? Got to get to the shop and pay my stupidity tax."

"You'd be better off putting it on the 2nd favourite of the first horse race of every Saturday; buying premium bonds or even sticking the pound coins in a biscuit tin under the bed."

"I know, I know but I've been playing these same numbers for years now and if they came up I'd kick myself."

"I logged on to this website that explained how Lotto is a big swindle controlled by Freemasons who are anti-gambling and the number ball machine is rigged to give certain numbers."

"AAAGH! You bastard! You've made me late now! You wait, I bet my bloody numbers come up."


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