Stupidrussian Edit Meaning

1. Being totally cute and metrosexual in every way. Did you see Eli? He's a totally zakkypoo! See zak, cute, gay, metro, blonde..

1. That wonderful piece of paper your employer gives you sometime during January that lets you know how much the government raped you that ..

1. A text bear. (;;;)(' . ')(;;;) GRRrrr!! See text, emoticons, >.>, :), x_x, o.o..