Sturgeon

What is Sturgeon?


1.

An armor plated anadromous fish that has been around for appromixatley 200 million years. These fish are designed to spool you, but if you do manage to land one, they have razor sharp scutes that will slice the shit out of you.

Andy caught a fatty sturgeon yesterday.

See sturgeon, fish, scute, fatty

2.

While playing footbag the bag is in the air and you jump up with both feet and lean them to the side, as if you were doing a tail grab on a snowboard, and strike it with your outside foot. It looks really flashy!

Whoa! Did you just see Kyle land that Sturgeon out of no where? Awesome!

See fishtail, hacky sack, hackysack, footbag, foot bag

3.

Sturgeon: A fresh and saltwater fish with diamond shaped scales. diamondsides= nickname. "Whites" get bigger than "greens", but mostly you can't catch whites. Bottom feeders by design, hard to catch fun to play on a line.

My friends wife hooked a sturgeon but had never seen one. She pulled it up to the boat, took one look at it, screamed, threw the pole in the water, and jumped to the other side of the boat almost in tears. She did set the hook though.

4.

A wildly errant throw that typically results in an object or body part being broken. Often times the thrower will foreshadow the errant throw by bellowing out a curse word or phrase.

Mac had to be rushed to the hospital after he took a sturgeon of his chin. or The window was broken after he sturgeoned the toss.

See throw, error, toss, catch, pass

5.

A common North American fish.

"Bob, let me tell you something: About the only thing I can think of that would be less tolerable than another term under George Bush is - no, wait, I can think of a bunch of things, um... but... uh... one particular thing that I can think of that would be more tolerable... I mean less tolerable... no, more... no less - yeah, cause almost anything would be tolerable... like a lap dance... but, uh, one that would be less tolerable would be to be beaten repeatedly about the loins with a sturgeon."


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