What is Sturgis?
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A small town in southwestern Michigan known for Kirsch Company (which has since moved), Tom Bodett (the Motel 6 guy), and not much else. It is a huge meth lab area, and is also known as Little Mexico.
Random person: So you live in Sturgis? Whats it like in South Dakota? Do you ever go see Mount Rushmore?
Unfortunate Sturgis Resident: Um, you're thinking of a different Sturgis. I'm from the crappy one in Michigan.
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Random Words:
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A hamburger that doubles as a landline telephone, as seen in the movie Juno.
(Bad reception) Caller one: What did you say? Caller two: ..
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Well, hey, I can dream, can't I?
I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Andrew and Mindy Bennett. (see also Mindy McPherson.)..
