Sturgis

What is Sturgis?


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A small town in southwestern Michigan known for Kirsch Company (which has since moved), Tom Bodett (the Motel 6 guy), and not much else. It is a huge meth lab area, and is also known as Little Mexico.

Random person: So you live in Sturgis? Whats it like in South Dakota? Do you ever go see Mount Rushmore?

Unfortunate Sturgis Resident: Um, you're thinking of a different Sturgis. I'm from the crappy one in Michigan.

See sturgis, michigan, meth, mexicans, unemployment


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