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When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)
Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.
See keys, lost, emerg..
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The art of allowing a minimum of two midgets, aka members of the small community to fight in the deep end of a swimming pool without dro..
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When an oversized hanger stretches out the shoulders of your shirt and makes them pointy (they point up and out like horns)
My t-shirt ..
