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The act of attempted speech when an individual is far too drunk to move their mouth muscles in any but the sloppiest way.
Drunk: Aaou ..
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when a blonde girl's carpet matches her drapes.
daaaamn! he was like totally pullin' on my sandy kittens!!
See carpet, pubes..
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Someone very short in stature.
He's 5ft fuckall that dude!..