Stutter-reading

What is Stutter-reading?

The act of trying to read your morning newspaper on a bumpy train or commuter bus.

I tried to read my morning newspaper but the train was so bumpy I could only focus on every other word - I was stutter-reading.

See fuzzy, bumpy, stutter, reading, clear

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