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The unpleasant sensation that occurs when a turd drops into the bowl and splashes frigid water onto your chode and other nether flesh.
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The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks.
Bob's New Years Resolution was to lo..
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In a hopeless situation.
'...and if that does happen, I'll be left up the swanny'.
See up shit creek, tits up..