What is Suag?
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Acronym for "Stupid Ugly Asian Girls", one of the prevalent species found at MIT, comparable to "dumb blondes" in the real world. Caution is advised around SUAGs, since extended contact could lead to rapid deterioration of the intellect and aesthetic sensibility.
For Gauss's sake, would those SUAGs please stop asking infantile questions?
He's dumber than a SUAG.
