What is Sub Zero Hot Carl?
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when the male (with possible permission) takes an enormous explosive dump on a female's face in subzero temperatures so the shit freezes before hitting their faces and instead shatters on their face. (this is a turn-on in some sub-human inuit/eskimo sex cultures). having explosive diarrhea also helps the shits freeze slower, providing for slower and longer squishy, shitty sensations.
inuit man:did you enjoy your sub zero hot carl?
inuit woman: oh yes, my tits are so hard right now.
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v. (Spih-zuhl-wack)
To use spit as a lubercant to wack off.
To use human saliva as a lubercant to masturbate.
Spizzlewacker - n. (spi..
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A location frequently used for one's own masturbation, usually adorned with the fixtures for self stimulation such as pornography, ..