Submarine Race

What is Submarine Race?


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When a group of guys gather in the same room and and have a race to see who can masturbate the fastest. The last one to finish loses.

Similar to a circle jerk, in that a bunch of guys are gathering in the same room jerking off, but its not gay or anything because your in a circle jerking *yourself* off.

We had a submarine race the other day and Johnny had to clean up afterwards.

A submarine race isn't gay or anything like a circle jerk, its just a competition...duh.

Keep your eyes closed until you're done, fag, this is a submarine race not a circle jerk.

See circle jerk, group, masturbation, jerk off, jizz, masturbate, jack off, race, choke the chicken, masterbate, whack off, spank the monkey, cum, hand job, sex


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